Friday, May 29, 2009

Shaytan, Shaitan, Satan, Devil: "Where will I live, eat, sleep?"

When Shaytan, Shaitan, Satan, Devil was ordered out of Heaven by Allah, he asked 3 questions: "Where will I live? Where will I eat? Where will I sleep?"
Allah told him that he, Shaytan, Shaitan, Satan, Devil would live with the person who did not say Bismillahirrahmanirrahim (In the name of Allah, the Beneficient, the Merciful) before he/she entered his/her house.
Shaytan, Shaitan, Satan, Devil would eat with the person who did not say Bismillahirrahmanirrahim (In the name of Allah, the Beneficient, the Merciful) before he/she started to eat.
Shaytan, Shaitan, Satan, Devil would sleep with the person who did not say Bismillahirrahmanirrahim (In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful) before he/she went to sleep.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Happy Teacher's Day!

Whatever the situation, whatever the problem, we will always be there. For our students... Happy Teacher's Day!

Thursday, May 7, 2009

LOL (Laugh Out Loud)

Teacher
While visiting a rural school, the Chairman of the Board of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.
Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, Sir, may we have our teacher back?"
Millionaire
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Rostam handed in a blank sheet of paper.
"Rostam!" yelled the teacher, "You've done nothing. Why?"
"Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do," replied Rostam.
Appearance
FATHER : "Mariam, I've had a letter from your teacher. It seems that you've been neglecting your appearance."
MARIAM: "Dad?"
FATHER : "He says you haven't appeared in school all week."
Pupils
A: Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
B: No. Why?
A: He couldn't control his pupils.
Homework
A: Miss, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
B: Of course not.
A: Good... because I didn't do my homework.