Thursday, May 7, 2009

LOL (Laugh Out Loud)

While visiting a rural school, the Chairman of the Board of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.
Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, Sir, may we have our teacher back?"
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Rostam handed in a blank sheet of paper.
"Rostam!" yelled the teacher, "You've done nothing. Why?"
"Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do," replied Rostam.
FATHER : "Mariam, I've had a letter from your teacher. It seems that you've been neglecting your appearance."
MARIAM: "Dad?"
FATHER : "He says you haven't appeared in school all week."
A: Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
B: No. Why?
A: He couldn't control his pupils.
A: Miss, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
B: Of course not.
A: Good... because I didn't do my homework.

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